What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.

Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?

HELLO

Do all you people that took the "jab" feel lied to yet?

Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??

No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.

I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.

Why am I so afraid that gun owners have set traps to kill me outside my house or my car?

Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.

Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.

I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.

In your opinion, who is the most overrated singer/band/artist in modern music history and why?

Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?

Yes sir it is.

I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.

Are there any more 'nun' jokes?

After a few moments he returns.

{RING} {RING}

ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?

What are the causes of over sweating?

Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?

Sure no problem officer.